Omerta

my short holiday
at the hiew's residence
has come to an end
(sadly)
boy WAS IT A BLAST
i shall now proceed to chronicle
our wayward doings at
37a Jalan Limau *&^%

day1
well
i cant remember exactly
what we did on day1
though i do remember
playin table tennis till late
sleeping later
and waking even later

day2
ah yes
jac and i
went over to bernie's house
for an *ahem*
'advanced screening'
of
Finding nemo
and bruce Almighty
after of which we went
'swimming'
(the sort done on a table with several tablet thingys)
jacob won twice
but didnt realise it both times
and had to have bernie tell him

in the evening
who else but the
S+M
Schiz
'perms'
(did i miss anythin?)
LUCAS LI
came over!
with a chain...
chain...
naturally
dinner was a tad wild
maybe too wild for aunty beng lay's tastes
in began with lucas schizing with his cup
and S+Ming with his knife
which led josh to bring out
3 butcher knives
for jacob him and me
to defend ourselves

later at night
things grew havocer
(if anthin could be more havoc than dinner..)
josh suddenly had an idea
(a very admirable,
gentlemanly
and superb one
i might add)
which was basically to
break out the drinks chips and ice cream
and watch a cool episode of smallville
after the pig-out
we all went into the room
where lucas continued to
instruct us on the finer points
of S+M
and EVEn later at night
began mega schizing
(he was scratching the air
flailing his chain)
the 2 brothers and i had to cower in a corner
until that is
we found the anti lucas device
discovered totally by accident
we later realised
that this was the only credible method
to deter the incredible schiz perms and S+M
force than lucas was bringing down on us
it was....
The...
YMCA!!!!!
yes
the three of us began performing
that age old dance
whch REALLY
turned lucas off
he stopped the chain flailing
scratching
and had to shield his eyes and ears with a pillow
and so
on that fateful night
June the 12th
(twelth night)
the most formidable anti lucas weapon was devised!!!
beware...

day3
when i awakened
"good afternoon"
was the first thing i heard
yeah right you might have said
but true enough
it was 12
not entirely surprisng considerin we all
slept at either 3 or 4am
but surprising nonetheless
the afternoon was spent
playin table tennis
scorpion k.o
the com
sleeping
and cluedo
and finally, i left
for my aunty's house
where i am now

so
in accordance with the title of this blog
omerta
i shall soon be publishing
one of my mafia essays
not entirely original
but definitely a period drama
and possibly my best piece of writing
IF
i can find a way to do so....
if anyone has a way of
hosting a LARGE document
please tag on the board
or email me at
vadersamuel@hotmail.com
(spammers, prepare to die)

sechts

posted by S @ Saturday, June 14, 2003